2011 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The Dwayne
2010 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
2010 Legacy: The Dentist’s New Tech
My dentist bought a 3D scanner. He told me, “I can now see your cavities in high definition before I charge you an extra-large fee… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Dentist’s New Tech
2010 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2010 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2009 Vintage: The Karaoke
A guy sings “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga. He doesn’t know the words, so he just says “Mum-mum-mum-mah.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Karaoke
2009 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
Why Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper? Because the only thing they shared was a mutual desire to be in a different movie. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
2009 Classic: The Teleprompter Obsession
Why did the press tease the President about his Teleprompter? Because they were jealous that a piece of glass had a better “Approval Rating” and… Read More »2009 Classic: The Teleprompter Obsession
2009 Classic: The Avatar Anticipation
Why was the 2009 BBQ so “Blue”? Because James Cameron was promising a movie so immersive that we all expected the fireworks to jump out… Read More »2009 Classic: The Avatar Anticipation
2008 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2008 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2008 Vintage: Katy Perry – “I Kissed a Girl”
Why was the radio so controversial? Because Katy Perry “kissed a girl and liked it,” and your aunt spent the whole dinner explaining why “it’s… Read More »2008 Vintage: Katy Perry – “I Kissed a Girl”