Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of Fortune concludes.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch, Angry Birds Attack & Tablet Terror” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
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Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
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