2021 Archive: The Samsung Z Fold 3
Why was the boss’s phone so thick? He wanted to “Fold the Future,” but he just ended up with a brick that he couldn’t put… Read More »2021 Archive: The Samsung Z Fold 3
2021 Legacy: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my digital art? Part of the 38… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Wooden
2021 Legacy: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the subreddit. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Trial of the Chicago 7
“I’m standing up for my rights!” “The right to order wings at 11 PM? Because that’s the only ‘movement’ you’re part of.” Part of the 52… Read More »2020 Classic: The Trial of the Chicago 7
2020 Archive: The Toilet Paper Shortage
What was the ultimate “rich house” treat? Not a King Size bar, but a single, four-ply roll of quilted toilet paper wrapped in a gold… Read More »2020 Archive: The Toilet Paper Shortage
2020 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2020 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2018 Classic: Cardi B
Why was 2018 “Invasion of Privacy”? Because Cardi B proved that you can go from reality TV to a Grammy winner while making “Okurrr” the… Read More »2018 Classic: Cardi B
2018 Archive: The Kanye West Oval Office Visit
Why did Kanye wear the MAGA hat? To prove that in 2018, the “Oval Office” was the new “VMA Stage.” Part of the 36 Presidential… Read More »2018 Archive: The Kanye West Oval Office Visit
2017 Archive: The The LEGO Batman Movie
Why was the 4th “dark and broody”? Because Will Arnett’s Batman reminded us that “I’m Batman” is the only valid way to answer the phone.… Read More »2017 Archive: The The LEGO Batman Movie
2016 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Pokémon Retainer”? Because just like a Magikarp, it does nothing until you put enough money into it. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Retainer Fee