2016 Legacy: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “Pokémon Retainer”? Because just like a Magikarp, it does nothing until you put enough money into it.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus09/22/2004 09:09What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Zoolander_Blue10/07/1995 09:37Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Oracle_Says04/10/2011 17:56I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Memento_Guy05/30/2015 19:55Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Blink_Tag_User05/07/2003 23:18<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@WordPress_Fan_0301/17/2002 01:35The best thing since version 1.0!