2021 Legacy: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my digital art?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

@Y2K_Ready01/22/2007 22:47If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@X-Files_Spooky08/30/1999 06:07I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Discman_Skipper12/04/1995 20:24Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Rewritable_CD01/03/2004 22:46I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Friday_Rebecca09/10/2015 17:48Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Marquee_Text_Fan09/21/1996 00:03<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Warcraft_Orc11/21/2015 19:20Work, work... and laugh, laugh!