Why was the 4th “dark and broody”? Because Will Arnett’s Batman reminded us that “I’m Batman” is the only valid way to answer the phone.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
Why was the 4th so "Heart-beaty"? Because Kylie made a comeback t...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Independence” Edition
In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Barbenheimer Hype
Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
As if! This is too funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Tapping my way to a good mood.