1996 Legacy: The Overhead Transparency Ghost
Why was the geography lesson so confusing? Because the teacher forgot to wipe off the wet-erase marker from last week, so the map of Europe… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Overhead Transparency Ghost
1996 Archive: The Welfare Reform Act
Why did Clinton sign the GOP’s welfare bill? To prove he could be more Republican than the Republicans while still smiling like a Democrat. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Welfare Reform Act
1996 Legacy: The Vermouth
A guy says, “Just show the Martini the bottle of Vermouth. Don’t actually pour it.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery &… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Vermouth
1996 Legacy: The Escape from L.A. Surf
Why Kurt Russell? For a CGI surfing scene so bad it actually made people nostalgic for the original puppets from the 80s. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Escape from L.A. Surf
1995 Archive: The Monica Seles Return
Why was the tennis world so happy? Because the queen of the grunt was back, and the sound of her backhand was louder than a… Read More »1995 Archive: The Monica Seles Return
1995 Vintage: The “In My Day” Inflation
Trying to explain to a teenager that a movie ticket and a full gallon of gasoline used to cost less than a single postage stamp… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “In My Day” Inflation