Trying to explain to a teenager that a movie ticket and a full gallon of gasoline used to cost less than a single postage stamp in the current market.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!