1996 Legacy: The Vermouth

A guy says, “Just show the Martini the bottle of Vermouth. Don’t actually pour it.”

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@Dreamcast_Gamer05/18/1999 13:30Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Backstreet_Fan04/12/2003 02:39I want it that way... the funny way!

@Fargo_Marge05/01/1996 18:18Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Wayne_World_Ex10/10/1999 04:56Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Lag_Victim_0106/22/2014 19:38I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@StrongBad_Mail04/17/1998 12:23I’m checking my email and I found a winner!