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1996 Legacy: The Escape from L.A. Surf

Why Kurt Russell? For a CGI surfing scene so bad it actually made people nostalgic for the original puppets from the 80s.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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