Why Kurt Russell? For a CGI surfing scene so bad it actually made people nostalgic for the original puppets from the 80s.
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.