I’m “protecting” my privacy.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.