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2009 Archive: Worst Screen Couple

 Why Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper? Because the only thing they shared was a mutual desire to be in a different movie.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
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2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker08/15/1999 00:34It really whips the llama's ass!
@Full_House_Michelle09/22/1997 06:26You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Kazaa_Leecher10/10/1997 00:55I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Memento_Guy10/15/1997 18:27Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Digimon_Tamer03/03/2012 16:06My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Uncle_Rico_9804/30/2014 01:39I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@PeanutButter_J02/22/2012 13:29It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Spawn_Camper_J02/17/2001 01:41I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Warcraft_Orc06/10/2010 09:18Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Homestar_Runner03/23/2013 11:31That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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