Why did the press tease the President about his Teleprompter? Because they were jealous that a piece of glass had a better “Approval Rating” and fewer “Gaffes” than any of them.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.