My dentist bought a 3D scanner. He told me, “I can now see your cavities in high definition before I charge you an extra-large fee for them.”
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nurse
"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
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69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
One joke to rule them all!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.