2008 Vintage: Katy Perry – “I Kissed a Girl”
Why was the radio so controversial? Because Katy Perry “kissed a girl and liked it,” and your aunt spent the whole dinner explaining why “it’s… Read More »2008 Vintage: Katy Perry – “I Kissed a Girl”
2008 Legacy: The Dark Knight Sermon Series
The head pastor dedicating a whole month of Sunday homilies to exploring the theological dualism of the latest blockbuster superhero movie, while the seniors in… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Dark Knight Sermon Series
2008 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2008 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2007 Classic: The Bartender’s Tip
“A dollar a touch.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The iPhone Launch
Why did the lawyer cry when he saw the first iPhone? Because he realized he could no longer use “I was away from my desk”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The iPhone Launch
2007 Legacy: The Twitter
Why did the blonde try to follow a pigeon? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to follow someone. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Twitter
2007 Classic: The Regression
“I feel like a baby.” “Do you want a bottle or a fresh diaper?” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Regression
2006 Legacy: The Nintendogs Tragedy
The girl who had a full emotional breakdown during geography because she realized she hadn’t touched her Nintendo DS to feed her virtual puppy in… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Nintendogs Tragedy
2006 Legacy: The Thimble
I’m “protecting” my privacy. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving ten consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival