2007 Classic: The Regression

“I feel like a baby.” “Do you want a bottle or a fresh diaper?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

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Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

@WAP_Navigator08/24/2002 08:44Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle07/25/2003 10:34What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Burning_CDs11/10/2015 12:23I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Blink_182_Mark02/24/2001 10:48What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Austin_Powers_Y03/23/2004 21:01Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Distracted_Boy07/08/2006 03:05Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@No_Way_Jose05/03/2006 19:17No way! That’s too much!

@Safari_Surfer08/07/2002 17:18A wild laugh appeared!

@Social_Media_G03/29/2000 03:09I’m going to poke you for this joke!