Why did the lawyer cry when he saw the first iPhone? Because he realized he could no longer use “I was away from my desk” as an excuse for not responding to a subpoena.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.