Why did Two Soldiers win? Because even in the shorts category, the Academy loves a good war story.
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
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My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!