2003 Classic: The Grape

I’m “vining” for attention.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

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2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

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Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

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2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/29/1996 20:55I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Ebay_Sniper09/12/1997 11:43Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Men_In_Black_K05/30/2015 14:45We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Pirate_Bay_9905/12/2000 02:38Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Pedro_For_Pres10/29/2013 00:18Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Top_List_Winner07/03/1999 08:04Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Lag_Victim_0105/22/2011 00:59I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Runescape_Noob03/15/2015 17:27Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Last_Commenter02/13/2001 05:20Saving the best laugh for last!