2006 Classic: The Pluto

Pluto is no longer a planet? That’s just “un-earthly” behavior.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/06/1997 04:32I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/19/2009 06:00I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Get_Flash_Player10/28/2009 17:42Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Smosh_Old_School12/24/2002 21:26Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Keep_Calm_Fan03/17/1997 02:29Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.