2002 Archive: The Die Another Day

A guy orders a Martini and says, “I’m a secret agent.” The bartender says, “The only secret here is how you’re going to pay this tab.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

@Hotmail_Checker02/07/2011 14:05Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Malware_Hunter10/20/1996 10:19Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/02/2010 21:02I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@CatDog_Alone10/03/1997 00:56One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Bernie_Mittens10/18/2003 16:18I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Netscape_Now_B04/11/2008 19:08I clicked the button and it brought me here!