1999 Vintage: The Vacation

Why did the lawyer go to a desert island? To see if he could sue the sand for “emotional isolation.”

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@Msdos_Commander02/17/2007 13:39C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Home_Alone_Kevin12/09/2010 04:05Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Cyber_Traveler09/29/1996 14:55Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Lock_Stock_Two02/01/2009 03:52It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Orange_Mocha_F11/14/2004 13:07Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Ultima_Online_V11/01/2001 06:05Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/25/1999 06:04Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!