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1999 Archive: The E-Trade Boom

 Why was the sales team checking stocks every 5 minutes? They all thought they’d retire by February 2000.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer06/21/2011 05:12Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Terminator_T80005/14/2015 01:39I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Beverly_Hills_9021002/04/2009 11:26The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Mainframe_Manny03/04/2008 04:35Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Judge_Dredd_Law05/28/2011 01:16I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/10/2003 22:38The Dude abides... this joke.
@Dirty_Dancing_F12/22/2014 02:59Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Weird_Science_G11/02/1999 05:58We created a monster... of a joke!
@ODP_Editor_9904/02/1999 10:00Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Salad_Fingers_F04/05/2010 07:46I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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