1999 Archive: The Italic

I’m a pizza. I’m just leaning towards Italy.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

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My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

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@Win95_Fanatic01/30/1995 16:46This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Internet_Explorer_306/16/1999 13:53Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/12/2012 19:38Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Burning_CDs08/07/2007 18:48I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Project_Mayhem12/08/2006 06:45Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Karate_Kid_Wax04/08/1997 22:43Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Web_2_0_Fan06/08/2011 19:47This is the future of humor!