Why did he lose the debate to Hillary? Because you should never hand a New Yorker a piece of paper unless you’re prepared for them to use it as a subpoena.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.