2014 Vintage: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality
Why was the drone so late? Because even a Superpower has to deal with “Atmospheric Conditions” and “Bad Wi-Fi” in the desert. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality
2014 Classic: The iPhone 6 “Health” App
Why was the boss obsessed with his “Vitals”? Because his phone started counting his steps, and he realized he only walked 400 feet a day—from… Read More »2014 Classic: The iPhone 6 “Health” App
2013 Archive: The Final Result
I took a selfie with the dirty dishes. #Blessed. My wife commented: #GetToWork. Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition… Read More »2013 Archive: The Final Result
2012 Vintage: The Taylor Swift (Red) Fan
“Loving him was red… but the room is black.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Killing Them Softly
I told her I’m a hitman. She told me I’m “killing her softly” with my terrible jokes. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Killing Them Softly
2012 Legacy: The Silver Linings Playbook
A guy tells the bartender his life story. The bartender says, “Excelsior! You’re still cut off.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Silver Linings Playbook
2011 Legacy: The Aretha Tribute
Why was the opening so loud? Because you don’t just “whisper” a tribute to the Queen of Soul; you bring every diva in the building… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Aretha Tribute
2010 Classic: The “California Gurls” Vibe
Why was the 4th so “sweet”? Because Katy Perry made wearing cupcake-themed outfits and blue wigs a legitimate patriotic choice for a summer pool party.… Read More »2010 Classic: The “California Gurls” Vibe
2010 Legacy: Shutter Island
Why was Leo so confused again? Because in 2010, he realized that being a detective on a creepy island is the worst way to spend… Read More »2010 Legacy: Shutter Island
2009 Legacy: The “Susan Boyle” Moment
Why was everyone crying at the laptop? Because a lady from Scotland proved that you should never judge a book by its cover, especially if… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Susan Boyle” Moment