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2009 Legacy: The “Susan Boyle” Moment

 Why was everyone crying at the laptop? Because a lady from Scotland proved that you should never judge a book by its cover, especially if that book can sing I Dreamed a Dream.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
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39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
 Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
 Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper08/26/2003 14:51Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Snake_Game_Pro08/22/2005 02:28I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/12/2002 03:15I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/08/2009 10:42Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Dark_Web_Joker04/15/1998 21:16Found this on the deep end of the net.

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