1998 Archive: An Alan Smithee Film
Why did Burn Hollywood Burn win 5 Razzies? Because a movie about a director trying to disown a bad movie ended up being a bad movie that… Read More »1998 Archive: An Alan Smithee Film
1998 Legacy: The Post-Ceremony After-Parties
Why are they so wild? Because after four hours of sitting still, even the most serious actors want to jump into a pool (hopefully not… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Post-Ceremony After-Parties
1998 Legacy: The Scrolling Mouse
Why didn’t our fingers hurt? The scroll wheel finally became a standard. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Job Interview
“Where do you see yourself in five years?” “Hopefully still trying to download this application form over my modem.” Part of the 49 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Job Interview
1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Cheerios and then cried for three days when it “died” from a low… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Craze
1996 Legacy: Best Instrumental Composition
Why “A View from the Side”? Because it sounded intelligent enough for people to pretend they understood it. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: Best Instrumental Composition
1996 Legacy: The Billable Nap
Why did the lawyer fall asleep on his keyboard? So he could bill the client for “subconscious data entry.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Billable Nap
1996 Classic: The Answering Machine
“Don’t pick up! Wait for the machine to see if it’s your mother or someone we actually want to talk to!” Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Classic: The Answering Machine
1996 Vintage: The Magic Johnson Return
Why did the NBA feel “Magic” again? Because Johnson came back for 32 games, threw some no-look passes, and reminded us why the 80s were… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Magic Johnson Return
1995 Legacy: The Green Day Appearance
Why were people surprised to see them in suits? Because after the Woodstock ’94 mud fight, we half-expected them to show up to the Grammys… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Green Day Appearance