1996 Legacy: The Billable Nap

Why did the lawyer fall asleep on his keyboard? So he could bill the client for “subconscious data entry.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

@ModemWarrior09/23/2011 16:58I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball12/24/2013 03:00Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Badger_Badger_M01/03/2015 02:37Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Doge_Much_Funny07/15/2008 06:53Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Stick_Death_Fan12/30/2005 14:39Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Charlie_Unicorn12/14/2011 06:48We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!