2009 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Terror

I spent $15 to watch a door close by itself and now I can’t sleep without a nightlight.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

She’s still the queen of the "Coquette" aesthetic and I’m still ...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/31/2010 04:18What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@SimCity_Mayor10/30/2014 12:26Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Married_With_Kids04/12/2000 22:53Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Pentium_Power07/28/2009 22:25My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Silk_Road_Ghost03/31/2012 12:17Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Offspring_Guy10/14/1995 10:27The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@MTV_Unplugged01/29/2010 08:38Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Grammar_Nazi_9904/11/2004 07:57Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!