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1996 Vintage: The Magic Johnson Return

 Why did the NBA feel “Magic” again? Because Johnson came back for 32 games, threw some no-look passes, and reminded us why the 80s were so cool.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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