Why was the drone so late? Because even a Superpower has to deal with “Atmospheric Conditions” and “Bad Wi-Fi” in the desert.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!