2006 Archive: The Superman Returns Hair

Brandon Routh has the most perfect hair in the history of superheroes. It didn’t move once during the whole movie.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I’ve never felt more confident in my own dancing abilities than ...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

@Pixel_Addict01/09/2002 06:07LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Win95_Fanatic08/12/2003 10:17This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Msdos_Commander08/30/1996 04:51C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Harry_Potter_0106/20/1996 18:43Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Agent_Smith_0109/29/1997 17:28It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Ferris_Bueller06/18/1997 09:46Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Badger_Badger_M08/12/1996 06:37Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Digg_Submitter_0511/07/2008 07:50Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!