2009 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Terror
I spent $15 to watch a door close by itself and now I can’t sleep without a nightlight. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Terror
2009 Classic: The Watchmen Blue Glow
Why the blue guy? For a movie that was 100% faithful to the comic, right down to the part where everyone felt slightly uncomfortable about… Read More »2009 Classic: The Watchmen Blue Glow
2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity Director
They don’t change the bulb; they just leave a camera on it for 90 minutes and hope it moves. Part of the 64 Light Bulb… Read More »2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity Director
2009 Legacy: The “Susan Boyle” Moment
Why was everyone crying at the laptop? Because a lady from Scotland proved that you should never judge a book by its cover, especially if… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Susan Boyle” Moment
2009 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s technically a mountain range. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Taken Dad
“I don’t know who you are. But I will find you, and I will screw you in.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Taken Dad
2008 Classic: The Google Chrome Launch
Why did we need another browser? To give us a faster way to watch our bank accounts hit zero. Part of the 38 Politicians Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The Google Chrome Launch
2008 Vintage: The New Year’s 2009
“My resolution is to survive until the economic recovery… or at least until the next Batman movie.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero… Read More »2008 Vintage: The New Year’s 2009
2008 Archive: The Tourist
“Is this the same bulb that was in the ‘Iron Man’ movie?” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises… Read More »2008 Archive: The Tourist
2007 Legacy: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the iPhone user? He was afraid they’d “Google the law” before he had a chance to misinterpret it for them.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Jury Selection