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2007 Legacy: The Jury Selection

 Why did the lawyer reject the iPhone user? He was afraid they’d “Google the law” before he had a chance to misinterpret it for them.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan12/04/1997 19:13Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan04/20/2004 05:23I am crying... with laughter!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/28/1999 18:09This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie07/08/2005 12:27Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Space_Jam_Lola11/23/1995 03:17Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Search_Scout_9905/04/1997 07:45Scouting the web for gems like this.

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