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2008 Vintage: The New Year’s 2009

 “My resolution is to survive until the economic recovery… or at least until the next Batman movie.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan04/04/2003 13:52Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Gopher_Explorer03/28/2000 22:26Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Napster_Leech12/07/2002 06:23Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Linux_Distro_Fan05/02/1995 23:23Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Pirates_Jack_S08/03/2006 16:50But you have heard of this joke!
@Kernel_Panic_9806/23/2000 14:56This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@G_I_Joe_Real08/31/2015 17:54And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Facepalm_Master08/16/1995 06:28I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Podcast_Listener05/05/2014 00:56I’ll mention this in my next episode!
@Retro_End_User04/16/2010 07:20The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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