2003 Archive: The Nokia 3310 (Legacy)

Why did the zombie look so bored? Because he was still playing Snake II on a phone that had 40% battery left after three years.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »

In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »

In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »

Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »

Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »

A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »

Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »

@Sidekick_User07/05/2010 07:07Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Frasier_Crane08/30/2011 14:50I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Bam_Margera_Fan06/21/2011 08:15Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Bill_Ted_Excell02/23/2002 15:09Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Get_Flash_Player02/19/2012 19:01Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!