2010 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a “shortcut through a cornfield.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Map
2010 Legacy: The Winter’s Bone
“I’m living a gritty, rural drama.” “No, you’re just too lazy to turn up the heat and we’re out of milk. Go to the store.” Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Winter’s Bone
2009 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 4
“New model, original parts.” “Is that your Tinder bio or a description of your mid-life crisis?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 4
2009 Classic: The “Joint” Strike Fighter Cost
Why did it go up again? Because the F-35 is like a luxury car—every time you look at it, a new “hidden fee” appears. Part… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Joint” Strike Fighter Cost
2009 Archive: The Worst Picture of the Decade
Why was Battlefield Earth brought back? To remind everyone that no matter how bad 2009 was, John Travolta’s alien dreadlocks still hold the crown. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Worst Picture of the Decade
2009 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, triple-shot, extra bright.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Spielzeugland win? Because even in a short film, the Academy cannot resist a story about the Holocaust. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
2009 Legacy: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… eight… oink…” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Whiskey Sour
“Like the taste of a subprime mortgage.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Hospital Bed
“This bed is hard.” “It’s a ‘Recession-proof’ bed. It’s made of recycled cardboard.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Hospital Bed