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2009 Archive: The Worst Picture of the Decade

 Why was Battlefield Earth brought back? To remind everyone that no matter how bad 2009 was, John Travolta’s alien dreadlocks still hold the crown.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Mufasa" Voice-over
 Why was it mocked? For proving that talking lions are only majes...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Vintage: Madame Web’s Future
 Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »

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39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules01/27/2008 08:38Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Toy_Story_Woody09/07/2002 01:23There is a joke in my boot!
@Eminem_Fan_0010/01/2000 12:07Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Wrestling_Nut10/27/1995 18:08Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@MTV_Unplugged01/07/2010 15:33Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/11/2003 21:11Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@GL_HF_Runner05/17/2006 21:18Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@StrongBad_Mail04/13/2011 16:53I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Grammar_Nazi_9901/24/1999 16:00Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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