2014 Classic: The Unbroken Resilience
A movie about a guy who survived everything. I complained because my Uber took 6 minutes. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral… Read More »2014 Classic: The Unbroken Resilience
2013 Classic: The Jägerbomb
The only thing more consistent than a viral meme. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The GTA V
A guy walks into a bar, punches a stranger, steals a car, and drives into a fountain. The bartender says, “He must be playing the… Read More »2013 Classic: The GTA V
2013 Vintage: The “Royals” Quote
Why was the receptionist singing Lorde? Because she realized “we’ll never be royals” on a $12-an-hour salary. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Royals” Quote
2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Re-set”? Because the world didn’t end, the President didn’t change, and we all realized that the “Future” was… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Final 2012 Political Vibe
2012 Archive: The Felix Baumgartner Fan
One, but they have to jump from space to reach the socket. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive.… Read More »2012 Archive: The Felix Baumgartner Fan
2012 Legacy: Best Musical Theater Album
Why The Book of Mormon? Because “Hello!”—it’s the funniest thing on Broadway. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012 “Rolling in the Deep &… Read More »2012 Legacy: Best Musical Theater Album
2011 Archive: The Ricky Gervais Video (Again)
Why the groan? Because he sent another video from London to remind everyone that he’s richer, drunker, and more honest than they are. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Ricky Gervais Video (Again)
2011 Classic: The Siri “Set an Alarm”
Why did the manager wake up at 4 AM? Because he asked Siri for an alarm at “Four” and she didn’t realize he meant “PM.”… Read More »2011 Classic: The Siri “Set an Alarm”
2010 Legacy: The Winter’s Bone
“I’m living a gritty, rural drama.” “No, you’re just too lazy to turn up the heat and we’re out of milk. Go to the store.” Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Winter’s Bone