2017 Archive: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 44… Read More »2017 Archive: The CD
2017 Vintage: The Aaron Judge Rookie Season
Why was there a “Judge’s Chambers” in the Bronx? Because he hit 52 home runs as a rookie and made the Yankee Stadium look like… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Aaron Judge Rookie Season
2017 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder during quiet reading hour. Part of the 36 School… Read More »2017 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2017 Classic: The iPhone X Owner
One, but the bulb doesn’t have a home button and costs $999. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Classic: The iPhone X Owner
2016 Archive: The Nocturnal Animals Style
Why Tom Ford? For a movie so fashionable and cold that you felt like you needed to be wearing a tuxedo just to watch the… Read More »2016 Archive: The Nocturnal Animals Style
2016 Legacy: The “Water Bottle Flip” Challenge
Why did the CEO fail? Because he tried to flip a glass of expensive scotch and the “Landing” was a disaster. Part of the 69… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Water Bottle Flip” Challenge
2016 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Record
Why did it win Best Drama? Because with “Battle of the Bastards,” the show proved it had a bigger budget for one episode than the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Record
2015 Legacy: Netflix and Chill
What was the most popular “lazy” costume? Just a Netflix t-shirt and a bowl of popcorn, implying that you weren’t actually going to leave the… Read More »2015 Legacy: Netflix and Chill
2015 Archive: The Password
I’m “locking” my phone with a touch. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way through a viral thread. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified