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2005 Vintage: Angela Merkel becomes Chancellor

Why was Germany’s election so historic? Because they finally found a leader who was more pragmatic than a Swiss watch and could outlast every other world leader just by being the calmest person in the room.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Prodigy_User_X05/27/2001 01:45Way better than the Prodigy boards!
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