Why was Germany’s election so historic? Because they finally found a leader who was more pragmatic than a Swiss watch and could outlast every other world leader just by being the calmest person in the room.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Click my banner for more laughs!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Tapping my way to a good mood.