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1995 Legacy: The Umbrella

 My mother-in-law doesn’t need an umbrella. The rain is too afraid to fall on her.

Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ModemWarrior10/20/2003 20:03I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@RoboCop_9005/16/2001 18:05Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@StoneCold_31610/06/2001 20:48And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Keyboard_Cat_P01/19/2011 04:25Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Philosoraptor_X12/19/2004 05:40If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

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