What was the most popular “lazy” costume? Just a Netflix t-shirt and a bowl of popcorn, implying that you weren’t actually going to leave the house.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »
2022 Legacy: Multiversus
Why was Shaggy fighting Batman? Because 2022 was the year where e...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Not bad. Not bad at all.