A guy tells his wife, “I’m the Oppenheimer of this house—deep, brooding, and full of secrets.” She looks at him and says, “And I’m the Barbie—I have the house, the car, and the job, while you’re just a guy whose job is ‘Beach’. Go mow the lawn, Ken.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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