2007 Classic: The Dropbox Debut
Why did the employee stop using a USB drive? He put his files in a “Box in the Sky” and prayed that it wouldn’t rain… Read More »2007 Classic: The Dropbox Debut
2006 Classic: The Scrubs Heartbreak
Why no big wins? Because the Academy still thought a medical comedy should have more “sad piano music” and fewer talking janitors. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Scrubs Heartbreak
2006 Vintage: The “Fergalicious” Vocabulary
Why was the 4th so “Tasty”? Because Fergie taught us that “D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S” is a 10-letter word for a perfectly grilled steak. Part of the 39… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Fergalicious” Vocabulary
2005 Vintage: Angela Merkel becomes Chancellor
Why was Germany’s election so historic? Because they finally found a leader who was more pragmatic than a Swiss watch and could outlast every other… Read More »2005 Vintage: Angela Merkel becomes Chancellor
2005 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Arturo Gatti
Why was it so one-sided? Because “Pretty Boy” Floyd was so fast that Gatti looked like he was fighting an invisible man. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Arturo Gatti
2005 Vintage: The London Bombings (7/7)
Why did this affect the military? To remind everyone that the “Front Line” in 2005 wasn’t just in Baghdad, but also on the morning commute.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The London Bombings (7/7)
2003 Archive: The Dido “Life for Rent”
Why so calm? For the album that was in every car in 2003 because nobody could find a reason to be mad at it. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The Dido “Life for Rent”
2003 Vintage: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the bandwidth. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Kill Bill
A woman in a yellow tracksuit walks in. The bartender says, “I don’t want any trouble, Beatrix.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Kill Bill
2003 Vintage: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with my new online friends. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified