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2003 Vintage: The Mouse

 I’m “clicking” with my new online friends.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy02/09/2001 06:27Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/18/2013 19:54My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Korn_Follower05/19/2014 20:18Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Celebrity_DM07/13/2005 21:48Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Zoolander_Mug07/29/2014 07:14I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@White_Goodman_G03/15/2012 01:11We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Double_Rainbow_G11/09/1997 16:10What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Illidan_Blind06/30/2006 20:11I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Homestar_Runner07/01/2003 13:27That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Shut_Up_Money11/24/2011 00:38Shut up and take my laughter!

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