2003 Classic: The Kill Bill

A woman in a yellow tracksuit walks in. The bartender says, “I don’t want any trouble, Beatrix.”

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@Sidekick_User12/31/2014 20:09Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Palm_Pilot_User05/20/1997 09:34Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Wrestling_Nut11/19/2013 02:43Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Top_Gun_Maverick07/09/2015 23:10I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club09/18/1998 22:54All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@WordPress_Fan_0301/04/2008 19:12The best thing since version 1.0!