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2005 Vintage: The London Bombings (7/7)

Why did this affect the military? To remind everyone that the “Front Line” in 2005 wasn’t just in Baghdad, but also on the morning commute.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan02/03/1998 15:07Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Dumb_And_Dumber10/05/2004 13:56So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Metacrawler_X02/14/2001 02:17Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@ODP_Editor_9909/27/2011 19:34Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Warcraft_Orc02/19/2004 19:41Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@LonelyGirl15_F03/30/2007 19:32Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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