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2008 Classic: The Whiskey Sour

 “Like the taste of a subprime mortgage.”

Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
 The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
 A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
 A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

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79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
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 A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict06/17/1996 23:05LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Hansel_So_Hot04/26/2003 02:22That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real03/08/2000 07:29I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Frag_Master_9909/22/2007 22:24Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Illidan_Blind12/07/2009 01:34I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Everquest_Solo07/13/2001 12:26Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/11/2001 16:18So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Troll_Face_Real02/15/1999 06:04Problem? No, just laughs!
@Forever_Alone_X10/22/1999 22:26At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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